Return to the Day When My Pregnant Wife Jumped Off the Building - Chapter 17 - Inhumanity_1

In a world where all magical spells have been captured into cards, those who can build a deck have the most power.The most Arthur could ever hope for was to someday earn a trash-tier spell card. When fate grants him a legendary Master of Skills card, he's thrust into a world of opportunity and danger.To survive and grow strong, Arthur must learn skills. All the skills.

After crossing into the world of Doraemon, he became Nobita.

With an invincible treasure bag, the life of a primary school student is simply boring.

I am preparing to let Shizuka grow up as soon as possible, so that she can marry and go home as a daughter-in-law.

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Astronaut Liu Peiqiang: “The sun is about to explode! Who will help me if I give out 200 points~”

“Enlarge the flashlight, shrink the Earth, or shrink the sun and throw it away~”

The richest man, Iron Man: “There’s a purple potato monster who wants to kill half of the universe! I’ll give out all my wealth! Come and help!”

“Time stopper! You can stop the time in the entire universe, and you will kill him again! Perfect!”

“Well, is the time stopper used to kill people?”

“Can you lend me this thing?”

“I have a bold idea!”

“+1”

- Description from novelbuddy

Song Yang was a Mercenary King in his previous life, killed by a stray bullet. He transmigrated to a world of cultivation, where the ability to control clouds and move mountains is commonplace.In this life, after taking over the body of a prince who had lost everything, he awakened a system that granted him a legion of thousands of cultivators in the Saint Realm from the start, and thus his story began.Creating a Shura Palace that made the whole continent tremble as soon as it heard his name.Be it a Saint from a Holy Land, an Emperor from a Powerful Empire? An ancestor from a powerful family?No matter who it is, as long as they pay the corresponding price, Shura Palace can kill.

Copywriter:

On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings.

WRS : I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gayyyyyyyyyyyy!

XN : Neither am I.

WRS : Seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.

XN : Ok.

So…

Counselor : I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note and be a bad influence.

WRS : No we just fell accidentally…

Neighbour : Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.

WRS : No that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ahh…

Gym Teacher : You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!

WRS : Noooooooo that was just the milk I spilt!!!

Finally,

XN : Senior

WRS : Yeah?

XN : Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.

WRS : … Just what I was thinking.