My autobiography is definitely not a tragedy! - Chapter 670 - 420: Humor Cells

One day, a villainess came to the orphanage.“I absolutely can’t stand children!”“How can someone my age have a child? It doesn’t make sense!”“What’s so great about these little creatures that tire you out all day long…”Setting aside her dislike for children…Somehow, after she arrived, the children started gaining weight.“It’s all because of the contract, you know?”That’s what she says.While personally feeding them sweets she made herself.

Fifty years ago, Dragon City transmigrated to the Other World. Alone in the world, they lifted the banner of Earth’s civilization and fought against the terrifying forces of the Other World.

Gentle and infatuated serious old cadre X natural tease and slice rogue Pippi

After Gu Zhong’s soul flew away and scattered, the fragments of his soul were scattered in the heavens and all walks of life, and each life would not end well because of unclear knowledge of people.

Being robbed of the country, being riddled with black material, being framed by climbing, being accused by thousands of people…

Ling Yan, who was finally able to pick up pieces and fight for his wife, came to the small world of the soul to see Gu Zhong’s miserable fate…

Let me see who dares to touch my wife? !

So the Lord God started a busy career of saving his wife.

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One of the world’s emperors and princesses

Di Shi: I would like to give all of it to you, Haiyan Heqing. Give up everything, including emotion and life.

Your Highness: So, this posture is still not very proficient. Why don’t you teach me a little more, sir?

Imperial Master:…Your Highness, please respect yourself!

The second agent in the world and the queen

Agent: I will pave a bright and smooth road for you, and no one will be able to bully you and humiliate you from now on.

Actress: There are rumors outside that I have a relationship with the gold lord. Is my sister responsible for me?

Agent: What do you want to do next?

The World’s Three Righteous Path Alliance Leaders and Demon Sect Leaders

Alliance Leader: I will offer you the entire martial arts forest to avenge your bloody revenge.

Cult Master: It’s so boring to fight and kill. Since the pavilion master knows the world’s affairs, why not practice one or two tonight?

Alliance Leader: I’ll look for any other martial arts secrets!

The Four Astrologers and Rebels of the World

Astrologer: The world abandons you and hates you, so I will be the enemy of the world and help you change your life against the sky.

Disobedient: The immortal master might as well count, when is it suitable for the bridal candle?

Astrologer:…There will be a strange treasure in the world tonight in Benjunguan.

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[Warning: Mature Content 18+, Harem, No NTR!]He was only ten years old when his world turned to ash. Hidden behind a door, shivering with helplessness and fear, the boy peered through the keyhole and watched his parents die. He never knew who killed them. He never even saw the faces of those who took everything from him.The terror was too much for a ten-year old boy. His mind shattered, erasing that night from his memory. And then everything was blank, darkness in front of his eyes as he lost consciousness.When his eyes opened again, a man stood before him, a stranger with a gentle smile and eyes filled with something strange… pity? Or something else?“What happened here boy?”“Happened where?”“You don’t remember, do you?”“Remember what…? Where is father? My Mother?”“I guess this is for the best.”“Good boy. Your father was my dearest friend… and now, you are my responsibility. From now on, you will be my son.”“You have no one left, boy… but I can make sure no one ever takes anything from you again.” The man said gently.And then that man forged him into something inhuman. A weapon honed to perfection, a shadow lurking in the underworld. The mere whisper of his name - Draugr, A ghost that never truly dies, sent grown men into cold sweats, their legs trembling beneath them.The boy soon outgrew his master and carved his own legend in blood. But all this while he never stopped searching—for the ones who killed his parents, for the truth, for revenge.And finally, after fifteen years of silence, he was close. The last clue he needed was just within his grasp.It was so close, yet just an inch out of his grasp. He was ambushed, a trap he never saw coming.Wounded, bleeding out, fighting for his life against an army of men and women eyeing to claim his life, he should have died. But fate had something else stored for him.Barely holding onto life, he stumbled into a girl—fragile-looking, yet completely unafraid of the monster before her. She didn’t run. She didn’t scream. Instead, she smiled.She saved him. Took him to a hospital. And as he lay unconscious, she made her plans.But when he woke up… He had lost everything, He remembered nothing.Not just the truth of his parents' murder. Not just the years of searching. Not just the enemies and allies he'd made along the way. Not even his own name.Twenty-five years of his life—wiped clean.Now, in a world that fears his very name, with ghosts of a past he can no longer remember hunting him in the shadows—he must decide: Is he still the Draugr they all fear? Or is he just a man searching for the pieces of himself?And who is the girl who stole his fate and bound it to hers?